• Mimes annoy meme 003
  • I don’t understand how fax machines work
  • A college chum described me as “easy to amuse, hard to entertain”
  • With that in mind, “Seinfeld” neither amused nor entertained me
  • I once went Dumpster diving to retrieve a friend’s book
  • Nirvana was onto something – nevermind should be one word
  • I never iron
  • I’m directionally-challenged
  • I enjoy all movie genres with the exception of horror
  • My handwriting has been likened to that of a serial killer’s
  • “To Kill a Mockingbird” is my favorite book
  • I would starve on a carb-free diet
  • I’m wavering between selecting Waylon Jennings’ “I’ve Always Been Crazy” or Procol Harum’s “A Whiter Shade of Pale” as my theme song